VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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