Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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