it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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