Buhtt sex?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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