Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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