I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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