ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
