one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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