she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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