Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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