There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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