I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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