Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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