let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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