do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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