id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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