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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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