If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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