dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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