how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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