You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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