did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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