Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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