That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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