I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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