How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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