So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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