Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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