Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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