we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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