His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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