I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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