Did you just see the Batmobile???
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
