so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The air taste purple.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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