Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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