Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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