they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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