Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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