their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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