The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
