I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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