Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
one might say we're banned from that church
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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