The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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