Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
COCAINE IS GR8
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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