Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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