He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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