I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
