Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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