theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
she looked like the before picture.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to calm my uterus...
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