Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm passing your future prison.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
