porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
