i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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