thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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